Must be a professional, well-groomed, disease-free near Middleburg PA, clean-shaven privates, vaccinated. Kind, funny, outgoing, open minded and just plain willing to have fun. Truly enjoy talking with women, couples and men who are not looking to "use" each other for sex, without consent and permission.
WOMEN ARE FINE, YOU ARE NOT CHEATING! Why not take that into all aspects of life.
Come have some fun with the Dirtyuber. The Decemberists 3.
Let's kick it.